Remember when answering machines had personality? Relive the fun of musical, celebrity, and just plain silly telephone recordings. I've been working hard collecting novelty cassettes, compact discs, MP3 recordings, and even paying famous voice talents to make me some unique and special recordings. A lot of time, work, and money goes into this website and I hope you will find it interesting, fun, and educational. & please help out if you can!


Have a cool idea for an answering machine or voicemail greeting?
  • Record it as an MP3 or WAV audio file
  • Send it via email to:
     mfurman434 (@)
  • I will review it and possibly add it to the Novelty Archives!

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